The Disgracebook

the best moment from the Oscars remixed. Another way Elinor...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:39:01 -0800

the best moment from the Oscars remixed. Another way Elinor Burkett out-Kanyed Kanye.

Katie ratted on her teenage brother for his secret beer stash. ...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:26:00 -0800

Katie ratted on her teenage brother for his secret beer stash. She lived to regret it, as he retaliated by posting her “hook up” list on facebook and tagged all the boys.

From Gizmodo: Israeli Raid Cancelled After Very Stupid Facebook Post

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:15:09 -0800

From Gizmodo: Israeli Raid Cancelled After Very Stupid Facebook Post: If you’re in the...

TIME: "Prisoners Use Facebook to Harass their Victims"

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:31:17 -0800

TIME: "Prisoners Use Facebook to Harass their Victims": But it would be inhumane to limit their...

Nothing says Black History Month like blatantly racist keg...

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 09:30:16 -0800

Nothing says Black History Month like blatantly racist keg parties.

It's not News, It's CNN...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:16:05 -0800

It's not News, It's CNN...: Thanks for taking over our job, CNN. Now I guess we better go cover the...

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Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:50:27 -0800

a tip for would-be burglars: Wait until you get back home to check your facebook

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:59:36 -0700

a tip for would-be burglars: Wait until you get back home to check your facebook: Whilst robbing...

Elizabeth Carlisle, formerly of an Akron, OH Petland, decided to...

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:02:00 -0700

Elizabeth Carlisle, formerly of an Akron, OH Petland, decided to reenact The Abyss -specifically the drowning scene- as performed by bunnies. She then posted a photo of the terrifying aftermath on her Facebook.

Thank God she did, as the response from appalled bunny-lovers everywhere has been swift and decisive. Petland immediately fired heartless she-bitch Carlisle, permanently shuttered the Akron store, and contacted authorities, who are now investigating further. This begs the question: How many animals did she kill BEFORE she got a camera???

Until things settle, we suggest keeping Floppy’s hatch indoors and impressionable youths away from any Andy Riley books.

Gawker’s blogger Pareene asks: First of all, why is a...

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:10:32 -0700

Gawker’s blogger Pareene asks:

First of all, why is a vice chairwoman [Audre Shay] of the Young Republicans 38 years old? And secondly, why is she “lol”-ing at racist Facebook comments? Oh, right, because she is a vice chairwoman of the Young Republicans.

Sir John Sawers, who is to take over as chief of the UK Secret...

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:03:00 -0700

Sir John Sawers, who is to take over as chief of the UK Secret Intelligence Service, MI6, and the new British cybersecurity organization, experienced his own personal security breach face-omelet, when his wife posted intimate details and photos of their family and friends on her Facebook profile.

Coming to the defense of spy chief Sawers, British Foreign Secretary David Miliband had this to say: “You know he wears Speedo, swim, swimming, swimsuit… I mean what is that? I mean, that’s not a state secret.”

Good point. Regardless, this was still a major coup for SPECTRE, and you can be certain James Bond is furiously changing his privacy settings right this moment.

See some Sawers Family Photos on Daily Mail

If you’ve been living without internet access and/or in...

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:00:00 -0700

If you’ve been living without internet access and/or in Iran the past week, you may have missed the most heartbreaking image to sweep the world since, well, anything coming out of Iran: Megan Fox unintentionally snubbing a young, adoring fan.

But, thankfully, the noble blogosphere won’t sit idly by and allow such atrocities to cripple the hopes and dreams of this bright-eyed youth. When made aware of the snub by an overwhelming internet response, Ms. Fox immediately offered a personal apology… if anyone could find the kid with the yellow rose. Kodak, being the selfless-slash-opportunistic corporation it is, began a wide-reaching search to find this mystery “Flower Child” and make this face-to-face meeting of idol and idolizer a reality. Lo and Behold, within 24 hours, Fox’s Flower Child had a name -Harvii- and his Facebook profile had been published on Gawker .

My name is THE INTERWEBZ. Gaze upon my triumphs of Good, ye Mighty, and wonder!”

…But upon closer inspection, something about Harvii’s facebook rubs me the wrong way… Is that a picture of him with Lady Gaga? And again with the Ugly Jonas Brother? Is that him with those stupid gimmicky Kanye plantation-shutter sunglasses??? Methinks our sympathy has been snatched by a star-fucker…

And hold the phone, what does that say under birthdate? “1983?!?!?!” This is no Flower Child. This is a Flower MAN!

My name is THE INTERWEBZ. Gaze upon my works of pure, hoodwinking Evil, ye Meak, and DESPAIR!”

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Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:48:54 -0700

Job Title: EMT / Dead Body Photographer

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:59:34 -0700

Job Title: EMT / Dead Body Photographer: As an EMT, Mark Musarella’s chief concern is saving...

If you are an underage co-ed charged with a fatal DUI, you probably shouldn't post pics on Facebook drinking with your friends... unless you are hoping for some new "jewelry"

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:04:00 -0700

If you are an underage co-ed charged with a fatal DUI, you probably shouldn't post pics on Facebook...

FACEBOOK FUN TIME!

Fri, 08 May 2009 18:11:00 -0700

Here’s a neat little easter egg the Facebook programmers hid in the code: Open your Facebook...

Tony Blair’s sister-in-law, Lauren Booth (pictured here...

Sun, 03 May 2009 10:22:00 -0700

Tony Blair’s sister-in-law, Lauren Booth (pictured here with her TigerBeat collage of hunky Palestinian leaders) changed her status from “Married” to “Single” just for funsies.

When her perplexed husband, Craig Darby, confronted her about the change, she changed it back, feeling guilty. But then to add injury to insult, Darby fell into a coma the following day after a severe motorcycle accident.

Do you need any more evidence that God hates Facebook Divorces?!?!

Here's a Tip...

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:00:00 -0700

Here's a Tip...: If you’re going to take a sick-day from work, claiming you’re too sick...

File under Facebook Divorce: A furious fiancee dumped and dubbed...

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 09:27:00 -0700

File under Facebook Divorce:

A furious fiancee dumped and dubbed her boyfriend “traitor pig” after catching him fondling another girl’s boobs on Facebook just days before their wedding.

(Thanks to Status:Wrong for the article!)

Did Julia Allison Break the Law in Search of Facebook...

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:14:00 -0700

Did Julia Allison Break the Law in Search of Facebook Fame?

Read Owen Thomas’ article on Valleywag