August 5, 2009
Elizabeth Carlisle, formerly of an Akron, OH Petland, decided to reenact The Abyss -specifically the drowning scene- as performed by bunnies.  She then posted a photo of the terrifying aftermath on her Facebook. Thank God she did, as the response from appalled bunny-lovers everywhere has been swift and decisive.  Petland immediately fired heartless she-bitch Carlisle, permanently shuttered the Akron store, and contacted authorities, who are now investigating further.  This begs the question: How many animals did she kill BEFORE she got a camera??? Until things settle, we suggest keeping Floppy’s hatch indoors and impressionable youths away from any Andy Riley books.

Elizabeth Carlisle, formerly of an Akron, OH Petland, decided to reenact The Abyss -specifically the drowning scene- as performed by bunnies.  She then posted a photo of the terrifying aftermath on her Facebook.

Thank God she did, as the response from appalled bunny-lovers everywhere has been swift and decisive.  Petland immediately fired heartless she-bitch Carlisle, permanently shuttered the Akron store, and contacted authorities, who are now investigating further.  This begs the question: How many animals did she kill BEFORE she got a camera???

Until things settle, we suggest keeping Floppy’s hatch indoors and impressionable youths away from any Andy Riley books.

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